Random Vanthian Adventurers Tattoos (d100) | |
1 | A 5th dimensional leprechaun holding a tankard of ale in one hand and flipping the bird with the other. |
2 | A Beautiful Gjenie Emerging from a Bottle |
3 | A Broken Sword Captioned WE REMEMBER |
4 | A club-wielding cave primitive smashing a robodroid, captioned BRUTE FORCE |
5 | A Grey Alien Holding An Ice Cream Cone |
6 | A Grimacing Goblin Carrying an Anarchist Bomb |
7 | A Hand Where Each Fingertip Is A Creature Head: Cobra, Goat, Lion, Eagle, Dragon |
8 | A Mushroom Cloud with the Caption OVERKILL WORKS |
9 | Ace of Spiders |
10 | Amazon in Black Leather Armor Wielding Lizard-Hide Whip |
11 | An Astronaut Among the Phoenix Asteroids |
12 | Anarchy Symbol |
13 | Ankh |
14 | Bat with a Goblin Head |
15 | Battlestar Pegasus |
16 | Bee Girl Stinging an Orc |
17 | BEEBLEBROX FOR GOD-EMPEROR |
18 | BLOOD & GLORY in classic Klengon, slightly misspelled |
19 | Bottle of Saurian Brandy |
20 | Bozo the Clown as a balrog |
21 | Butterfly with Dracula Head |
22 | Centaur that is Part-Fembot, Part-Motorcycle |
23 | Chainsaw Sword with ABSLOM DAAK FAN CLUB on blade. |
24 | Chess Knight |
25 | Clock Face Showing that it is 13 O’Clock |
26 | Cobra |
27 | Colonial Warrior Insignia |
28 | Cosmic Starchild |
29 | Crossed Swords |
30 | Cyclops/Satyr with a Unicorn Horn |
31 | Denebian Slime Devil |
32 | Devil Girl in a Skimpy Maid Uniform |
33 | Devil in a Three Piece Suit Carrying a Briefcase |
34 | Earth Directorate Flag |
35 | Eightball |
36 | Eightfold Arrow of Chaos |
37 | Eye of Horus |
38 | Eyeball with a Fiery Comet Tail |
39 | Eyeball with Batwings |
40 | Flying Saucer |
41 | Frothy Mug of Ale |
42 | Godzilla Arising From the Sea |
43 | Gremlin Smoking a Cigar and Holding a Sawed-Off Shotgun |
44 | Griffon |
45 | Grim Reaper on a Surfboard |
46 | Hammerhead Shark |
47 | Hooded Executioner with Bloody Axe |
48 | Hourglass Gripped by Skeletal Hand |
49 | Hula Girl with Medusa Hair |
50 | Infinity Symbol |
51 | KEEP ON TRUCKIN’ with the Usual Art |
52 | Kraken Attacking a Castle |
53 | Martini with Tiny Skull Instead of Olive Captioned IT’S ALWAYS 1700 SOMEWHERE |
54 | Mermaid with Skull Face |
55 | Mime Impaled on Stake |
56 | Mirror Ball Captioned DISCO LIVES |
57 | Mushrooms Growing from a Skull with the Cryptic Caption LIFE OMEN |
58 | Open Treasure Chest Full of Jewels Captioned LOOT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER |
59 | Orc Jester |
60 | Pair of Numbered Dodecahedrons |
61 | Peace Symbol |
62 | Pennyfarthing Bicycle with the Number 666 Imposed over the Larger Wheel |
63 | Pentagram |
64 | Pyramid on the Back of a MegaTurtle |
65 | Radiation Symbol |
66 | Rebel Alliance Starbird |
67 | Remember Alderaan on a Banner |
68 | Ringed Planet |
69 | Sabretooth Tiger with Caption I HATE MONDAYS |
70 | Scorpion |
71 | Scuttling Crab Captioned with Short Word in an Unknown Alien Script |
72 | Serpent Entwining a Black-Bladed Dagger |
73 | Sigil of the Galactic Psi Knights |
74 | Skeleton Playing Pinball |
75 | Skull & Crossbones |
76 | Skull with Batwings |
77 | Smiling, gap-toothed lad captioned WHAT, ME WORRY? |
78 | Snail But Its Shell is a Spiral Galaxy |
79 | Space Amoeba Engulfing a Planet |
80 | Spiral Galaxy |
81 | Stylized Atom |
82 | Teddy Bear Holding a .38 Special |
83 | The First Hundred Thousand Digits of Pi in Nearly Microscopic Numbers |
84 | The Formula e^iπ+1=0 |
85 | The God Huron Smiting a Smog Monster |
86 | The Hook and Cross, enigmatic sigil of the Cult of the Azure Clam |
87 | The Letter Omega |
88 | The Magic Word MWOWM in Gothic Letters |
89 | Three Crucified Robodroids |
90 | Two Planets Colliding |
91 | Tyrannosaurus |
92 | Unicorn |
93 | Unicursal Hexagram |
94 | Vorpal Bunny with Blood Dripping From Fangs |
95 | Vulkin Centaur Armed with a Phasic Rifle |
96 | Vulkinian IDIC Symbol |
97 | Winged Dragon |
98 | Wizard Giving Two Thumbs Up |
99 | Wooky Bodhisattva in Lotus Position with Third Eye Open |
100 | Yin Yang |
Mince Pie Fest 2024: Waitrose No 1
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Unless the hammerhead shark has heavily muscled hands, lower body of an elephant, and chains with anchors, I don't want it anywhere on my skin.
ReplyDeleteYou might say "old-fashioned", but I say "classy".
Neat, hoss!
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