Mince Pie Fest 2024: Waitrose No 1
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These often get picked as the best supermarket mince pies by the gutter
press, so let's see. The pastry has a good texture, firm but also soft, but
is mayb...
Saturday, November 24, 2007
a dream fragment
I was being haunted by the chiclewuecue (pronounced chick-luh-WAY-kay), an Aztec undead that can wear the form of your dead loved ones. This one took the form of Grandma Rients, at least until the skin melted off revealing the cadaverous, skull-faced horror underneath. The chiclewuecue can also manifest as an infestation of large spiders, or as the spooking of local animals. It can also incite children to violent acts, as when walking through a park all the kids playing ball started lobbing their footballs and baseballs and such at me. Fortunately, badass 70's Batman and Frank Zappa, Sorcerer Supreme, were on hand to help me. Frank was wearing a white leisure suit with a lime green silk shirt and magic shoes. They were Italian style shoes, with the zipper up the high ankle, but with huge wooden platform heels and soles and silver sequins. They were like the magic shoes the Wicked Witch would wear, if she were a pimp. I awoke wondering if Zappa also owned Dolemite's magic pimp cane.
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Sorry.
ReplyDeleteMine was a silhoette of a man burning from the inside out. Can't wait for the second of December this year.
As long as Frank wasn't walking a cow and telling Davey Jones that the youth of america was counting on him to show the way, we're still probably at arm's length from the Apocalypse.
ReplyDeleteAnd the game starts when?
ReplyDeleteDude, I so want your dreams. All I get are music videos from an alternate future where disco never went out of style and ABBA's "Mamma Mia" eclipsed Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats" on Broadway.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you eat before bed?
Wow, you should go see a psychoanalyst just to see what on earth they'd say about that...
ReplyDeleteErin, I don't remember what I had to eat. I attribute the strange dreams to "camping out" on the living room floor with my daughter.
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