The Great Old Pumpkin
By John Aegard
25 October 2004
You must know, Doctor, that I did not choose to seek psychiatric help. I have no faith that I shall exit this room a healed man; I know now that I have been destined for the asylum since childhood. No mere conversation with you can steer me clear of that fate. That said, let us proceed with this court-compelled farce before my mad prattle provokes your crabbiness further.
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Mince Pie Fest 2025: Greggs
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They are not a supermarket, but they are a national chain, and I was in
there for a vegan sausage roll anyway. The pastry has a nice crumbly
texture, maaaa...
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This is brilliant. I've shared the link with several people.
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