Fort Squidward Is All But Impenetrable!

Since the old PC was malwared to death I've become one of those internet security paranoiacs. I now run Firefox as my browser of choice, with Ad-Aware and Spybot Search-And-Destroy backing up my maxxed-out settings on Norton. My wife so hates internet villains of all stripes I could probably get away with running a Linux box, if I felt like tackling that project. Right now, I don't. My next project will be to try to unfuck the old machine. If I can get that running again I can set it up in my game room.