Nutkinland NPC Contest

Those crazy rodents at Nutkinland (the artist formerly known as theRPGsite.com) today announced an NPC design contest. Making NPCs for D&D 3.5 feels like doing homework, but occasionally I like participating in these sorts of contests. Only SRD-based material is allowed. That nixes my first idea (a yuan-ti evil overlord), but I'm sure I can come up with something else.