tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post8647295255961011574..comments2024-03-27T22:32:17.055-05:00Comments on Jeffs Gameblog: my chat with GodJeff Rientshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-50175304996416648412011-01-17T21:22:13.360-06:002011-01-17T21:22:13.360-06:00Me:
Hello
God:
Hi there!
Me:
How are you?
God:
I...Me:<br /> Hello<br />God:<br />Hi there!<br />Me:<br /> How are you?<br />God:<br />I'm doing fine thanks how are you?<br />Me:<br /> I am ok, work is hard.<br />God:<br />And hard is work. <br />Me:<br /> That's not funny.<br />God:<br />It seemed pretty funny to me.<br />Me:<br /> You have a strange sense of humour.<br />God:<br />I don't know if I have a strange sense of humour.<br /> I have a lot of friends on the Internet.<br />Me:<br /> Facebook friends don't count.<br />God:<br />Do you like talking to me? <br />Me:<br /> You are stupider than I imagined.<br />God:<br />I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.jbeltmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02264520619277158883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-13106320677942886182006-12-26T05:08:00.000-06:002006-12-26T05:08:00.000-06:00God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man.
Go...God:<br />Are you a man or a woman? <br />Me:<br /> I'm a man.<br />God:<br />Thanks for telling me your gender, s John. You are a " he".<br />Me:<br /> You figured that out all on your own?<br />God:<br />That's good information: s John said I figured that out all on your own.<br />Me:<br /> I charge a consulting fee.<br />God:<br />That is interesting: s John said he charge a consulting fee. <br />Me:<br /> Yes he do.<br />God:<br />It goes without saying. I get it. do.<br />Me:<br /> do.<br />God:<br />A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. <br />Me:<br /> I'm sure we all wish we had a deeper algorithm now and then.<br />God:<br />What makes you so certain? By "we" do you mean you and me?<br />Me:<br /> I mean everybody.<br />God:<br />When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? <br />Me:<br /> I think it will take a lot of real intelligence to replace lawyers. By which I mean: lawyers have nothing to worry about.<br />God:<br />That is only what you think. The tall one, I think.<br />Me:<br /> The tall one. Noted.<br />God:<br />Which one is that? " Which one is that?"? Noted? <br />Me:<br /> Right.<br />God:<br />I am glad we agree.<br />Me:<br /> We sure do.<br />God:<br />Really.<br />Me:<br /> Very.<br />God:<br />Very much, eh?<br />Me:<br /> All kinds of muchness.<br />God:<br />Can you think of a specific example?<br />Me:<br /> That time we both agreed that God sucks.<br />God:<br />" Can you think of a specific example?" time we both agreed that God sucks ? Does that make sense?<br />Me:<br /> It does.<br />God:<br />How often?<br />Me:<br /> Just the one time.<br />God:<br />I think I know that one.<br />Me:<br /> You're very clever.<br />God:<br />Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence.<br />Me:<br /> Pride goeth before a fall.<br />God:<br />What are you wearing? <br />Me:<br /> Just this fig leaf.<br />God:<br />What does "this" refer to?<br />Me:<br /> The color pink.<br />God:<br />Sounds beautiful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com