tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post8474885224491401334..comments2024-03-27T22:32:17.055-05:00Comments on Jeffs Gameblog: I live for stupid crap like thisJeff Rientshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-15901134501897826192012-07-27T14:30:41.307-05:002012-07-27T14:30:41.307-05:00Weren't you running your own game Wednesday ni...Weren't you running your own game Wednesday night?Jeff Rientshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-4689418580945493152012-07-27T09:29:45.039-05:002012-07-27T09:29:45.039-05:00Later in the brothel, "But baby, I uhh... is ...Later in the brothel, "But baby, I uhh... is not like this all the time! See there was this mosquito, bat bird thing and well... my junk and the shrivel ing... oh never mind, just get more mead."Wayne Snyderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15153006605883325735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-73085308318449423982012-07-27T07:41:38.221-05:002012-07-27T07:41:38.221-05:00How on earth did I miss this?How on earth did I miss this?Loquacioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01667591498679385934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-30433071872062414782012-07-27T07:17:29.598-05:002012-07-27T07:17:29.598-05:00This is why one always equips that +1 Codpiece.This is why one always equips that +1 Codpiece.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-10708856592473604782012-07-27T02:44:58.761-05:002012-07-27T02:44:58.761-05:00I was thinking that since he already has the pierc...I was thinking that since he already has the piercing he should fork over some coin to have a gold hoop fashioned and installed. After that, a nice holy symbol that can attach to the hoop and dangle.<br /><br />Then he can turn undead and outrage the living all in one fell swoop.Quibishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13566050970164487157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-67752830613924901522012-07-26T21:46:24.935-05:002012-07-26T21:46:24.935-05:00"...a single measly point of damage..."
..."...a single measly point of damage..."<br /><br />Come on... all guys know that those tiny little injuries inflict far more pain than a bowling ball to the crotch does - at least initially. It's like your body's saying: "Jeez, pal- that's nothing. I'm not even going to release any endorphins to cover that one. Be a man and suck it up, ya wuss."Christopher Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17368794259249607299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-16018544020473123432012-07-26T21:41:05.090-05:002012-07-26T21:41:05.090-05:00Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00862556389958594140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-477879196295007842012-07-26T21:05:24.000-05:002012-07-26T21:05:24.000-05:00Just in case you need imagery to picture that:
ht...Just in case you need imagery to picture that:<br /><br />http://etonnant-astonishing.webnode.com/strange-facts/mushrooms/<br /><br />Check out "Hydnellum pecki"Felipe Budinichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755101146972136119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-2673727449619402952012-07-26T21:04:42.698-05:002012-07-26T21:04:42.698-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Felipe Budinichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755101146972136119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-78561071830812501292012-07-26T20:51:40.680-05:002012-07-26T20:51:40.680-05:00What is it with DCC that always seems to encourage...What is it with DCC that always seems to encourage this kind of great stuff. I seem to remember a time, long ago, that there was an unlucky, critical prone Berserkr and a small wizard holding on for his dear life...by a shoe! The Skalds sing of the rest of that story to this day. <br />I love that game.Jeffrey Runokivihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10067752574382856219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-2585820067449122102012-07-26T20:47:36.102-05:002012-07-26T20:47:36.102-05:00This reminded me of a bit in the Vinland Saga (the...This reminded me of a bit in the Vinland Saga (the Norse account of their settlement of Newfoundland): <br /><br />In a skirmish with the locals, one of the hardy viking lads took an arrow to the crotch. According to the teller of the tale, he became very sad, and didn't cheer up, even when his compatriots offered to pleasure his wife for him.Theronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15816454819854018824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-35475870855531797502012-07-26T19:07:36.186-05:002012-07-26T19:07:36.186-05:00I sense a theme...
http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-...I sense a theme...<br /><br />http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-26/mans-penis-stolen-by-thieves/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-68142953936045969372012-07-26T18:17:12.197-05:002012-07-26T18:17:12.197-05:00This kind of situation calls for a dungeon funk ta...This kind of situation calls for a dungeon funk table roll for the affected region...Blairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10884401206802336531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-89613880991625356362012-07-26T18:11:07.469-05:002012-07-26T18:11:07.469-05:00Critical hit there, one point of damage.
It's...Critical hit there, one point of damage.<br /><br />It's his wife I feel bad for, reallyKeith Davieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08411665536982769550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-55613570697926812532012-07-26T17:45:01.915-05:002012-07-26T17:45:01.915-05:00No! No his dick blood! That's the more importa...No! No his dick blood! That's the more important blood there is!<br /><br />Then again, he's a cleric, so he probably won't be using it, lol.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02852395640994627645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-52096280394494889912012-07-26T17:38:48.665-05:002012-07-26T17:38:48.665-05:00Something about DCC... the frequency and magnitude...Something about DCC... the frequency and magnitude of dick and fart jokes seem to increase. This is definitely a feature and not a bug.Jeremy Deramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13166744272459044563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-81882206495141041932012-07-26T17:37:35.887-05:002012-07-26T17:37:35.887-05:00Now *that's* an adventure encounter.Now *that's* an adventure encounter.Hishamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979979492202502374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-54638535453050344902012-07-26T17:30:16.135-05:002012-07-26T17:30:16.135-05:00I laughed so hard I drooled a little on my desk.I laughed so hard I drooled a little on my desk.Jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05744547048757312772noreply@blogger.com