tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post8343923834782427227..comments2024-03-27T22:32:17.055-05:00Comments on Jeffs Gameblog: weirdest death in recent memoryJeff Rientshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-14378173004706127852010-09-03T04:45:26.786-05:002010-09-03T04:45:26.786-05:00if you're wondering--Connie immediately shot a...if you're wondering--Connie immediately shot a crossbow bolt into the little door.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-23848799096959066052010-08-05T23:10:57.867-05:002010-08-05T23:10:57.867-05:00That may be the finest trick room I have ever hear...That may be the finest trick room I have ever heard of. That's brilliant. I so wish I had thought of it.<br /><br />I can, however, do the next best thing, which is steal it.Zak Sabbathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08812410680077034917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-13538719138984084842010-07-30T04:47:18.937-05:002010-07-30T04:47:18.937-05:00So using this!So using this!anarchisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546197561922726279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-86268822533933578232010-07-30T00:31:45.487-05:002010-07-30T00:31:45.487-05:00A previous campaign of mine had a bard named Loric...A previous campaign of mine had a bard named Loric. <br /><br />...he was also a king, and the first known half-elf... and his death was several hundred years before the campaign started...and was a bit more dignified...DMWieghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03682249561077936507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-10805004628741767632010-07-29T19:44:45.454-05:002010-07-29T19:44:45.454-05:00Amazing! These games remind me of how creative peo...Amazing! These games remind me of how creative people can be. More monsters, we need more monsters to kill.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jamesdean3redlightfix.net/" rel="nofollow">James Dean 3 Red Light</a> and <a href="http://www.ps3lightfixscam.com/" rel="nofollow">PS3 Light Fix Scam</a>Ricky Davishttp://www.ps3lightfixscam.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-40023752259569136692010-07-29T18:39:49.504-05:002010-07-29T18:39:49.504-05:00Wonderful ! As a reward, I've tabelized your ...Wonderful ! As a reward, I've tabelized your deck o stuff.<br />Now you need never worry about forgetting it.....;)<br />D66 The Deck of Stuff<br /> <br />11 long-stemmed pipe & pouch of pipeweed<br />12 small flask of poison<br />13 polar bear fur cloak<br />14 large jug of potent wine<br />15 oracular skull: answers a single yes/no question 1/day<br />16 dungeon dog: Ac 7, HD 2, well trained, very loyal<br />21 2 ninja smokebombs<br />22 first aid kit (6 uses)<br />23 2 vials of holy water<br />24 sprig of wolvesbane<br />25 mandolin<br />26 5 silver arrows<br />31 3 men-at-arms with chain, shield, spear, sword<br />32 steel crowbar<br />33 2 blessed crossbow bolts<br />34 small sack containing 30 fake gp (thin gold plated over lead)<br />35 bag containing 12 caltrops<br />36 whistle<br />41 2 orcs-at-arms with chain, shield, sword, shortbow<br />42 henchman: roll 1st level PC as quickly as possible!<br />43 75' spider-silk rope & iron grappling hook<br />44 11' wooden pole<br />45 silver dagger<br />46 6 cigars<br />51 30' coil of copper wire<br />52 12 small candles<br />53 small bag of Monster Chow™<br />54 rowan shield<br /><br />55 partial dungeon map<br />56 piece of chalk<br />61 compass<br />62 5' steel pole<br />63 500' ball of string<br />64 1 tin of moustache wax<br />65 1 Holy Hand Grenade<br />66 wedge of very stinky cheese<br />Special tiny vial containing 3 angel tears<br /><br />I'd give the angel tears to the most emo - ie first player who can name all of Nirvana's albums with Cobain.Doc Grognardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04084635785043015262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-50951527330467977782010-07-29T16:52:59.143-05:002010-07-29T16:52:59.143-05:00I am so joining the Chaos Party.I am so joining the Chaos Party.Chris Kutalikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01414743509426875792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-77714577978115071872010-07-29T16:03:48.871-05:002010-07-29T16:03:48.871-05:00As a player, I'd return to this room with some...As a player, I'd return to this room with some investors and scam some gold for my magic "giant gold coin dispenser".Infamous Jumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325095907854089585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-21797786254817214042010-07-29T15:05:39.722-05:002010-07-29T15:05:39.722-05:00I can see some interesting ways to exploit that if...I can see some interesting ways to exploit that if you can lure monsters into the room... lure in creatures, take out Wand of Magic Missiles (or just cast the spell) through the hole... super-size magic missiles! (Or, heck, almost any other spell, though I'd be really cautious about AOE spells like fireballs... hell, this might just be a use for Burning Hands!<br /><br />Not to mention sending your familiar through after you lure the monsters in. "Go for the eyes, Boo!"Lizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11612692415592670468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-44598418912212723022010-07-29T15:03:54.853-05:002010-07-29T15:03:54.853-05:00Too funny.
Crose87420Too funny.<br /><br />Crose87420Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-79301509372993860812010-07-29T14:51:44.801-05:002010-07-29T14:51:44.801-05:00boyoboy, does this make me want to drive down to S...boyoboy, does this make me want to drive down to Shampoo-Banana to game with you...brink.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11853174644865187939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-34860408396098622912010-07-29T14:38:40.252-05:002010-07-29T14:38:40.252-05:00Argh! Get out of my head!
I am working on an arti...Argh! Get out of my head!<br /><br />I am working on an article involving a dungeon & tesseracts, wherein certain Escheresque incidents such as this could happen! <br /><br />Brilliantly DM'd!<br /><br />Ciao!<br />GWAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-19689024119548796642010-07-29T14:31:51.924-05:002010-07-29T14:31:51.924-05:00I have misplaced the Deck O' Stuff, so I can&#...<i>I have misplaced the Deck O' Stuff, so I can't give them random custom goodies like I normally do. But I do find index cards with the stats for a white ape and a grizzly bear written on them, so the replacement PCs each get a pet for no apparent reason.</i><br /><br />Brilliant. You are the MacGyver of gaming.thekelvingreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01928260185408072124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-43622171218523174892010-07-29T14:23:54.008-05:002010-07-29T14:23:54.008-05:00The best players take a DM's cute little ideas...The best players take a DM's cute little ideas and make them deadly as hell!John Matthew Staterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02310914386482078369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-83374473672458791182010-07-29T13:49:06.134-05:002010-07-29T13:49:06.134-05:00Brilliant! Stories like this remind me why I love ...Brilliant! Stories like this remind me why I love D&D so much. :D<br /><br />(Word verification: "dicsn" - that's what she said. :p)Christopher Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17368794259249607299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-50512186877338402322010-07-29T13:47:58.219-05:002010-07-29T13:47:58.219-05:00Hilariously awesome! Your dungeon stuff really cr...Hilariously awesome! Your dungeon stuff really cracks me up.bliss_infintehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433733609487959653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-2206733167766617622010-07-29T13:37:16.313-05:002010-07-29T13:37:16.313-05:00That sounds like a deleted scene from Time Bandits...That sounds like a deleted scene from Time Bandits. Awesome!Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07997164906328234122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-34085040689953207302010-07-29T13:32:01.869-05:002010-07-29T13:32:01.869-05:00I miss your games. :)I miss your games. :)Michael S/Chgowizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052820400496340137noreply@blogger.com