tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post2636595567883285857..comments2024-03-27T22:32:17.055-05:00Comments on Jeffs Gameblog: it lurksJeff Rientshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-90991495004025880462010-12-23T07:42:50.889-06:002010-12-23T07:42:50.889-06:00OMG! WANT! Mainly because I like random gaming stu...OMG! WANT! Mainly because I like random gaming stuff that is unique. It would go well with my collection of strange crap. Plus, it makes a great way to scare the few friends I have remaining. Haha.The Pretentious Foolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16735230941952160631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-37712542787903385352010-12-20T18:00:14.692-06:002010-12-20T18:00:14.692-06:00I downloaded it once after hearing how bad it was....I downloaded it once after hearing how bad it was. I should have listened. <br />So I downloaded it and read a bit through it.<br />I don't remember if the bleeding eyes were just part of my lively imagination but they might have been appropriate.<br />Even going to 4chan doesn't leave one with such a feeling of being dirty and wrong and full of shame.gmkeroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13230061545143361333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-39666367632742917482010-12-19T20:25:33.353-06:002010-12-19T20:25:33.353-06:00Some bastard gave me a copy in the early days of P...Some bastard gave me a copy in the early days of PoD printing - he ran off a half dozen using Lightning Source and included a CD in the front cover.<br /><br />I forgot about it for years until <a href="http://rpgcharacters.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/wtf-rpg-collection/" rel="nofollow">I was going through my boxes of old games and magazines in storage last January</a>...Dyson Logoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14352404068239792475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-91946943326949686012010-12-18T09:36:12.478-06:002010-12-18T09:36:12.478-06:00Just reading Jason and Darren's review in conj...Just reading Jason and Darren's review in conjunction with the "Author's Defense" left me feeling the cosmic-level horror more strongly than Call of Cthulhu, and that had me shaken for days. I could hardly do anything without having to stop, hug one of the dogs, and give thanks that they cannot read and can thus never learn about F.A.T.A.L. <br /><br />Clearly, my mind has been warped since then, for reading of your encounter with the beast provides me with a chuckle most cruel. :D<br /><br />The worst part isn't even the rules for things that shouldn't have rules (though that's pretty horrible itself); even if you accept the defense that the horrifying stupidity, racism and sexism was just a joke or somehow okay (which it's not) and could be removed or ignored, the worst part is the bell curve. xd100/2-1 is not a roll that ANYONE should have to make as any part of a game... complexity is not a valid defense!<br /><br />If D&D had asked me to do Calculus, I would have gone back to video games.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09769260982047258603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-61728445845901302122010-12-17T12:23:59.952-06:002010-12-17T12:23:59.952-06:00LOL @ Jerry Cornelius.
Hey, looks like the Eterna...LOL @ Jerry Cornelius.<br /><br />Hey, looks like the Eternal Champion is alive and well.<br /><br />I downloaded F.A.T.A.L. in a fit of "is this game really as fucking bad as Jason and Darren say on RPG.net?" And yes, it is as bad as they say. Sadly, the review is more fun to read than the game.Eric R. Wirsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04632409261940844934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-27595211696815714882010-12-17T12:16:47.182-06:002010-12-17T12:16:47.182-06:00You think that's bad, just wait for the LARP v...You think that's bad, just wait for the LARP version.Jerry Corneliushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657432306103298802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-58586957726450164632010-12-17T00:59:27.568-06:002010-12-17T00:59:27.568-06:00@Bigby:
From what I've read of Human Centiped...@Bigby:<br /><br />From what I've read of <i>Human Centipede</i> it has the same air of childish attempts at being shocking, incompetent execution, yet actual uneasiness because it's such a labor of love.anarchisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546197561922726279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-51388632985821826602010-12-17T00:56:34.619-06:002010-12-17T00:56:34.619-06:00There's only one way to get revenge: run it.There's only one way to get revenge: run it.anarchisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546197561922726279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-14870023720831323502010-12-16T22:23:24.767-06:002010-12-16T22:23:24.767-06:00So isn't FATAL the hands-down winner of worst ...So isn't FATAL the hands-down winner of worst actual role-playing game, since the other two candidates are really just unfinished manuscripts? It may be an abomination, but at least it exists in a playable form (to use the phrase loosely.) FATAL wins by default, no?Magic Mirrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03540129784541511687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-15979504094774978692010-12-16T21:42:51.634-06:002010-12-16T21:42:51.634-06:00At least, if you got the Prince Albert, with F.A.T...At least, if you got the Prince Albert, with F.A.T.A.L., you could calculate the change it made to your Urethral Diameter and the bonus it gave you to your Coercive Uterine Stretching rolls.Adam Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06368676086759298705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-81330889559644766492010-12-16T19:57:01.124-06:002010-12-16T19:57:01.124-06:00Stuart, the Wraeththu RPG is not very good but nea...Stuart, the Wraeththu RPG is not very good but nearly any metric I would care to use. But it just isn't in the same league.Jeff Rientshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17493878980535235896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-19911842109081929762010-12-16T19:34:05.114-06:002010-12-16T19:34:05.114-06:00I can't come up with a humorous quip about an ...I can't come up with a humorous quip about an Anal Circumference table.<br /><br />I, ME, ADAM of BARKING ALIEN.<br /><br />You know its bad when its beyond my ability to poke fun at something any more than the mere existance of the thing does by itself.<br /><br />I am in awe of its ickiness.Adam Dicksteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04840144928096089178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-71409641247469729252010-12-16T19:31:25.628-06:002010-12-16T19:31:25.628-06:00only three? what about...only three? what about<a href="http://jrients.blogspot.com/2005/07/wraeththu-report.html" rel="nofollow">...</a>Stuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06319443832578685630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-37377255303893361572010-12-16T14:20:52.592-06:002010-12-16T14:20:52.592-06:00Word of warning to anyone else googling "Prin...Word of warning to anyone else googling "Prince Albert" [shiver]at work; make sure your boss is not standing behind you. Or your friends for that matter.Timrod https://www.blogger.com/profile/15308269015770538709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-27893514780924417492010-12-16T13:42:53.105-06:002010-12-16T13:42:53.105-06:00And I see that you've already put that review ...And I see that you've already put that review in the post. Need to read more good next time. :)Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12348128429151023348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-27664898598270321032010-12-16T13:41:28.739-06:002010-12-16T13:41:28.739-06:00If none of you folks have ever encountered FATAL, ...If none of you folks have ever encountered FATAL, Darren MacLennan's review at rpg.net (http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml) pretty much covers everything you need to know and revile.<br /><br />I downloaded FATAL when I was 15 and encountering free RPGs on the web like Risus and Thrash. Needless to say, it weirded me the fuck out.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12348128429151023348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-31084502446290381512010-12-16T11:47:38.827-06:002010-12-16T11:47:38.827-06:00Suddenly it's all clear: The writer of "T...Suddenly it's all clear: The writer of "The Human Centipede" was a FATAL role-player.<br /><br />Cause. Effect. Hot Shower with disinfectant.Cameron Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06659549078009511670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-71964580172974352162010-12-16T11:36:28.672-06:002010-12-16T11:36:28.672-06:00[Edit: bad link...]
I'm pretty much picturing...[Edit: bad link...]<br /><br />I'm pretty much picturing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8" rel="nofollow">this video</a> as a literal recreation of the events.<br /><br />I do wish I'd downloaded the "FATAL Theme" when I had the chance. It sounded like Cookie Monster singing death metal.David Larkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04133630988557116729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-68283714870620154482010-12-16T11:34:54.035-06:002010-12-16T11:34:54.035-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.David Larkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04133630988557116729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-7732449054097058282010-12-16T10:28:22.708-06:002010-12-16T10:28:22.708-06:00Disregarding all matters of taste and the game sti...Disregarding all matters of taste and the game still simply sucks. I just downloaded it again to remind myself of why I deleted it last time I downloaded it. Now I must delete it again...JDJarvishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07691101939920824546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-48826328461064587562010-12-16T10:21:12.908-06:002010-12-16T10:21:12.908-06:00Nooooooo! That is the thing which cannot be, made ...Nooooooo! That is the thing which cannot be, made flesh. Ok maybe not flesh, but still.greywulfhttp://greywulf.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-31095058648992917402010-12-16T09:42:14.924-06:002010-12-16T09:42:14.924-06:00Any game with anal circumference rules is not righ...Any game with anal circumference rules is not right in the head. <br /><br />There have been some chilling FATAL threads over at Big Purple. *shudder*christianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09650456794111980661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-2342899886523282852010-12-16T09:40:51.671-06:002010-12-16T09:40:51.671-06:00@Chris - you mean like this?@Chris - <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/this%20is%20an%20outrage%20gaming/AzNSnowPanda/random/Outrage.jpg" rel="nofollow">you mean like this</a>?Michael S/Chgowizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052820400496340137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-85834346331317051412010-12-16T09:38:17.996-06:002010-12-16T09:38:17.996-06:00I could also run out and get a Prince Albert
Noth...<i>I could also run out and get a Prince Albert</i><br /><br />Nothing I can say would even top that. However, now I can never look at you without thinking of this phrase and chuckling evilly to myself...Michael S/Chgowizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02052820400496340137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7652921.post-44548411153501480892010-12-16T09:32:29.968-06:002010-12-16T09:32:29.968-06:00Wow! Worst than Spawn of Fashaan?!Wow! Worst than Spawn of Fashaan?!Petras Furtadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00958958741234293383noreply@blogger.com